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Attractive people have it bad…

It’s time to feel sorry for one of the groups of people who have it the toughest in this world:  Super attractive people. According to a new study, good-looking people actually have WORSE relationships than the rest of us trolls. They’re more likely to cheat on their significant other, AND more likely to see their […]

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What do you pick over sleep?!?!

Clearly most of us do LOTS of other things at night besides sleep, which is why so few of us are getting even seven hours in before our alarm clock goes off. So WHAT are we doing instead?  A new survey found the four main things people prioritize over getting a good night of sleep.  […]

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Good news with Oh Jezuz….

This isn’t what most 19-year-olds would do in this situation.  But hey, maybe your kids appreciate you more than you realize . . . A 19-year-old kid in Michigan recently bought a $10 lottery ticket at a gas station near Lansing . . . and hit the jackpot for HALF-A-MILLION BUCKS. And believe it or […]

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Wedding proposal gone wrong!!!

 Proposing on top of a mountain peak is pretty romantic.  But you also have to think about practical stuff.  Like, maybe don’t do it in 90-degree heat . . .  A couple from Ohio named George Begalla and Katie Woodford were on vacation in Arizona last Thursday.  (They both look like they’re in their 30s.) George […]

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Think you have the PERFECT BRACKET?!….

What Are the Odds Your March Madness Bracket Is Perfect?   You’ve probably heard the stat that you have a one in 9.2 QUINTILLION chance of filling out a perfect NCAA tournament bracket.  And while that’s technically true . . . it’s not QUITE accurate. That number is based on you flipping a coin to […]

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Do you believein the 5 second rule?…….

Forget the Five-Second Rule . . . If You Drop a Cookie, You’ve Got a Solid Half Hour to Grab It Off the Floor    There have been lots of studies about whether the “five-second rule” is legit . . . if you drop a piece of food, do you REALLY have five seconds to […]

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Women Say the Sexiest Job For Men Is . . .

Either lots of women got really TURNED ON by their tax refunds this year or the world has become even stranger than we thought.  A new survey had women rank the SEXIEST JOBS for men.  And the number one answer is . . . accountant.  It got 21% of the vote.  Here are the nine […]

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The answer to getting a promotion!

The Key to Getting Promoted Is . . . Having More Sex   If you want to get promoted, start having more sex.  NOT with your boss, although that might not hurt.     A new study by Oregon State University . . . home of the Beavers . . . found that both men […]

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How much is the tooth fairy suppose to give?!?

The Tooth Fairy Now Pays an All-Time High of $4.66 Per Tooth   The Tooth Fairy must be doing something important with all those teeth.  From a business standpoint, I don’t see how she’s making a profit anymore . . .   According to an annual poll that just came out, the Tooth Fairy paid an […]

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