Check Out This Brutal New Dating Trend!!! #CriscoKiddBlockParty

The brutal new dating trend is… the “Several-Night Stand”

That’s where you hang out with someone a few times a week… get-it-on with them… but you never define your relationship at all.

Dating?  A couple?  Neither?  Both? No one will ever know. But you do know if you ASK, it’ll ruin everything, so you don’t.  You just torture yourself.  That’s dating now. *Shrugs*